Alex: Why did you abandon your job and become a bachelor?

Mike: Because I’m keen to become a famous chef!

Alex: You? You’re unaccustomed to cooking. You burned water yesterday!

Mike: That was an experiment. Besides, I have the data to prove I’m talented.

Alex: What data?

Mike: Three people liked my sandwich.

Alex: One was your dog!

Mike: He has excellent taste. Don’t be jealous.

Alex: I’m not jealous. I’m just using tact so I don’t hurt your feelings.

Mike: I made an oath that I will become a chef.

Alex: Fine, but the restaurant is vacant because nobody wants to eat there.

Mike: That’s temporary. Every great chef faces hardship.

Alex: True. But you also need to qualify as a chef first.

Mike: Don’t worry. I’ll be gallant and ask the chef for a job.

Alex: Good luck. Maybe he’ll hire you to wash the dishes.

Alex Gevorgian, Yeva Papian, Maria Vatian, Arsine Karapetian, Melqom Melqomian.